It’s finally happened. Green politics is officially
a religion and deserves the rights of other faiths. A British judge has
determined that employees can take their employers to court on the
grounds that they were discriminated against because of their views on
climate change. The Judge ruled that an employee’s green views should be
protected under legislation that makes it unlawful to discriminate
because of someone’s religious beliefs. The employee was concerned that
his employer didn’t show sufficient regard for the environment and
claimed his employer once flew a staff member to Ireland to deliver his
Blackberry that he had left in London. This worthy soul said he no
longer travels in aeroplanes, has renovated his home to be more eco
friendly and says he fears for the human race.
I heard a member of the UN Panel on Climate Change
say of their findings, "There can no longer be dissent." The next step
will be to put opposition to the green religion on the list of Hate laws
where, in many countries, it is a crime to defame or incite religious or
racial hatred. I’m not a climate denier, the crisis is real. I point
this out to save believers from sharpening their carbon neutral pencils
and writing to the beleaguered editor. It’s good young people are aware
of the issues but some schools command kids to apostolate on
environmental issues. Bossy little people tell you not to eat meat or
fly. It’s getting a bit like kids having to turn in their parents under
Fascism. No, it’s more like the Inquisition when you had to prove your
innocence, and if you were innocent and died under torture that was OK
because you were guaranteed a place in Heaven.
If you believe the end of the world is nigh, you can
rationalise embellishing facts, snuffing out others’ rights and opinions
in this crusade. If you challenge uber-environmentalists, you are a
denier. End of story. Even that is a loaded charge, linking scepticism
of this righteous belief to Holocaust-denying. A religion normally
springs from a divine message. Believers have a common set of symbols
and practices, which are reinforced through group rituals stemming from
these shared convictions. Many religions have an apocalyptic view of the
world and strict rules on diet. Fasting, no fish on Friday, or no pork.
It reinforces group behaviour. The impressionable young are the most
vulnerable to these ‘voices’.
In Berlin, I inadvertently reduced a young green to
indignant tears of anger when I questioned one of the green commandments
to buy local food and ‘food miles’ to reduce energy use and thus save
the planet. She didn’t think it right that flowers were flown into
Europe from Africa. Pointing out that European flowers were grown with
unhealthy energy and fertiliser subsidies, and that Kenyan flowers
arrived using less energy and that this would cost Kenyan workers some
of the best jobs in their country, didn’t cut the mustard. Why have
flowers off season anyway? she wailed. Trade is bad for the environment,
argued a comrade. All human activity has an environmental impact. There
is no evidence that trade between countries causes more environmental
damage than trade within countries, and why should people in Naples be
forced to buy stuff grown in Sicily and not nearby France? Trade based
on unsubsidised competition is about efficiency and efficiency is
another word for conservation. If this brave new world is to be a world
without walls, a new sisterhood of man, why bring back tribal boundaries
just for trade in food? My case was not well received.
What was silly is becoming sinister. Green ideology
is becoming a theology that rejects the lessons of the Enlightenment,
which was about freeing man so he could reason and choose. This new
religion has many apostles, especially in the non-profit sector and the
soft media. It’s right and proper that politicians and businesspeople
face a sceptical media who scrutinise them, hold them to account, expose
their flaws and contradictions. The green agenda is too often accepted
at face value because they claim to have the planet’s interests at
heart, unlike grubby politicians and greedy businesspeople. Publicity
stunts, like a rich movie star buying a ticket for the PM to go to a
climate conference and turning up without an appointment, work. Greens
argue for proportional representation, accusing opponents of
self-interest, yet without proportional representation they would be a
flash in the pan. Flushed away.
I’ve been a patron of most good and lost causes. We
joined Greenpeace for while, doing our bit. Come to think of it, if you
are a member of one of these groups, have you ever been invited to a
meeting or seen the accounts? Many of these organisations are less
transparent than any public company.
There needs to be scepticism, everywhere, much more
of it. Scepticism is the chastity of the intellect and should not be
surrendered easily. Scepticism is desirable, necessary; cynicism is
death by instalment. After a long life in public affairs I now have a
new rule of measurement. It’s the sacred law of humour. If someone can’t
see the absurdities of life, then I get nervous. The enemies of reason
throughout history, convinced that there is just one way, usually end up
burning books, killing sparrows and building furnaces. Even worse they
don’t laugh or blush. Man is the only species on earth who can laugh or
blush, or needs to.